originally posted in the depths of a Destructoid news item’s comment section

FRAGMENT FROM AN UNFINISHED PLAY

Lit by a dim spotlight, Bill Gates raises his absurdly large revolver and empties all six chambers into the Xbox One. Behind him, 3 giant screens flash black and white, cycling through phrases like:

FUCK DRM
FUCK THE INTERNET
FUCK TV
FUCK EVERYTHING

BILL GATES: (screaming) I’M SOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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My other topical joke is:

WHAT TO DO IF YOU ENCOUNTER AN XBOX ONE
1. Turn one degree and walk away.