Bad Boys: Miami 2 – The Game

This is so perfectly from another era of cross-promotional movie-to-game cashgrab magic. Everything about this is just so totally not right, from the way the morality mechanics seem to work, to the voices, to the one-liners that are both terrible and non-sensical and longer than one line, to the placeholder HUD elements, to the chintzy new age jazz.

Which isn’t to say it’s bad. Even the inane can triumph from time to time.