Yearly Archives: 2011

E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy

E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy (2011) Streum On Studio Genre: FPS/RPG PC Consider this an emergency broadcast: buy this game immediately. It costs $5 until January 2nd and is literally the best thing I have played in the past two years. Every … Continue reading

Fredward Bound, a novel in 25 parts

Dear friends, I don’t think I’ve mentioned this before, but I’ve been working with an associate on retranslating and annotating Twilight for the past two years. I’ll save you the tears and give you the smiles: it’s finished. It’s online. … Continue reading

Duke of Earl

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER (2011) 3D Realms/Triptych Games/Gearbox Software/Piranha Games Genre: FPS PC Like a movie that’s been media blitzed so hard that you wake up one day fully prepared to eat shit out of someone’s hand to see it, jazzed … Continue reading

Cooking with Sara and Greg, Ep. 2

Secrets and revelations abound in “Dal”, the second episode of Cooking with Sara and Greg. Why is Greg crying? Where did his brother go? And who is behind the shadowy holiday candy cartel?

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Dicks

“Dog Days says: fuck you, this is what you want, look at what you want, asshole.” -ironcupshrug for actionbutton.net She asked for it, her skirt was too short. She wanted it, she doth protested way too much for it to … Continue reading

from the netflix dustbin

Exam (2009) dir. Stuart Hazeldine wri. Stuart Hazeldine A deeply stupid movie about deeply stupid people. The basic premise is eight people have made it to the final stage in a very grueling hiring process for a very powerful corporation. … Continue reading

Cooking With Sara and Greg

Cooking With Sara and Greg: Stir-Fry from Greg Petrovic on Vimeo. I made a cooking show with my dear friend Chris and my brother, who is also a Chris, and Sara. I recommend going to the Vimeo page so that … Continue reading